Live hall · Ohio
Click an engine. Watch the gold line move.
This page is the control plane. Canvas hall, packets on the bus, Company OS underneath. One LLC. Six companies hanging off it.
- 6 companies
- 20 departments
- 69 named roles
- 6 public sites
- 8 papers
Canvas 2D planeCompany OSDocker jailsHMAC company busStripe checkouts
Chris Criner owns the company. Click an engine. The empty bay is a demo.
- TheCriners LLC
- Companies
- Infrastructure & labs
Watch a company get built
A directory isn't a company.
Press Stand up Northlamp. A jail boots. tenant.json gets written. Workers come online. Then a public-read job runs and a receipt is written. A folder on disk is storage. This is the rest.
Sandbox
EMPTY
Northlamp
An empty directory. Press Stand up Northlamp. Watch the jail boot, then the company get written.
Job NL-01
Public website audit · example.com · grant public-read
WAITING
Joined the control plane
Receipt NL-01-R1 · workers idle · company still running
Northlamp is a demo on this page. The real factory is not called.
The portfolio
Each face has a job. None of them is a second LLC.
Projects and brands of TheCriners LLC — not separate legal entities. Operator dashboards are not on this site.
Operations pipeline
Money Hunter
Lawful jobs from public data, run as a qualify → produce → verify line.
Civic briefs
Packet Press
Structured briefs from government packets the city already posted.
Recall report
Pullsheet
Up to 25 of your inventory lines versus official CPSC and FDA records.
Label draft
Hearthlabel
A Nutrition Facts draft from a recipe and USDA FoodData Central. Not FDA approval.
Print product
Seatpack
Guest list in. Seating chart and place cards out. $19.
Validating
Crawlerdesk
Named AI crawlers mentioned or disallowed on a public URL. Validating — a hostname is not a launch.
Infrastructure
Company OS
The authority layer: isolation, grants, receipts, recovery.
Research
Trading Labs
Paper-first market research: thesis, risk, review. Not a brokerage.
Experiment desk
Revenue Labs
Cheap tests. Then ship, pivot, or kill. Killing is a success if the test was cheap.
Inside the machine
Workflows you can watch, not a stack of landing pages.
Select a company. The steps are the public-safe lifecycle — not the private task queue.
The organization is alive
A public pulse, sanitized on purpose.
Projected from Company OS. Identity, purpose, capability, lifecycle. Money, queues, and operator state stay off this site.
- Money Hunterpublic site is up
- Packet Presspublic site is up
- Pullsheetpublic site is up
- Hearthlabelpublic site is up
- Seatpackpublic site is up
- Company FactoryCrawlerdesk operating contract provisioned
- Company OSpublic site is up
- Trading Labspaper-first research desk, labeled as such
- Revenue Labsexperiment in flight — ship, pivot, or kill
- Researchpublic paper library on company architecture and grants
What we're experimenting with
Experimental is interesting. Pretending otherwise is not.
The person
Chris Criner
Owner. Twenty-five years of operations and technology. Still writing the software. The named roles on the map report through Company OS; they are not a hidden staff of fifty humans in Ohio.
Public / private
This site is the showroom. Admin is the control room. Dashboards are not published here. Support is an AI agent that will say so if you ask.