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CSV cleanup, PDF conversion, and public-web technical work you can buy today.
Fixed-price jobs. You pay on Stripe, send a public file or URL, and we return a cleaned spreadsheet, extracted text, or a written technical report. Typical turnaround is one business day.
Checkout is hosted by Stripe. Put a public file link or job description in the order brief. No login to private drives, and no security testing.
Data jobs we actually do
CSV / Spreadsheet Cleanup
$49
Deduplicate, normalize headers, strip junk rows, and return a clean CSV. Send a public file URL or describe the columns you need fixed.
PDF to Spreadsheet / Text
$59
Extract tables and text from a public PDF into CSV or readable text. Scanned image-only PDFs go as far as the file quality allows.
Public Data Extraction
$79
Pull named fields from public web pages into CSV or JSON. Public pages only — no login walls or captcha bypass.
Pick a service and pay on Stripe. No account on this site is required.
Paste a public URL, public file link, or a short job description in the Stripe order brief.
Typical turnaround is one business day after the source is publicly reachable.
Public Website Technical Audit
A passive, public-page technical audit that reports usability friction, structure problems, content gaps, and presentation issues a visitor can already see. You get a written findings list with evidence and the next fixes worth doing first.
Typical turnaround: 1 business day after a reachable public URL is submitted at checkout.
The review is limited to what is publicly visible in a browser. It looks for:
- Usability friction: confusing labels, weak calls to action, hard-to-scan layout, missing context above the fold.
- Structure: headings, navigation, page landmarks, and whether the page communicates one primary action.
- Public content: unclear offer, missing next step, stale or incomplete copy, buried contact or checkout path.
- Technical presentation: title, description, viewport, HTTPS, mobile readability, and other public HTML/header signals.
It does not include vulnerability scanning, exploitation, brute force, login testing, credential use, or access to private accounts or admin tools.
What you receive
- CSV / PDF / extraction jobs: a cleaned or extracted file plus a short note of what changed and what could not be read.
- A written Public Website Technical Audit for one public URL you provide at checkout.
- Prioritized findings, each with the public evidence observed.
- Concrete recommendations you can hand to a developer or use yourself.
- A limitations section stating exactly what was and was not reviewed.
Typical turnaround is one business day after checkout when the submitted URL or file is publicly reachable.
Example findings from a sample deliverable
initial-scale=1,user-scalable=yes and omits width=device-width, which is the usual mobile-layout hint browsers expect.rel=canonical tag. Search engines still know this site, but a self-canonical is a cheap consistency signal.includeSubDomains; preload. That is the right public posture for a global site.Read the full sample audit · then Get Audit — $39
What this is — and is not
This is a live, paid storefront for public-web work. Stripe handles payment. You keep the file or report. There are no invented testimonials, no claimed client logos, and no promise of rankings, conversions, or revenue.
If the URL or file is not publicly reachable, the job cannot be completed as described. This is not a penetration test, not legal advice, and not a guarantee that every issue will be found.
FAQ
How do I order?
Use a buy button. Stripe hosts checkout. Include the public website URL, public file link, or job description in the order brief so work can start.
Can you clean a CSV or convert a PDF?
Yes. CSV / Spreadsheet Cleanup is $49. PDF to Spreadsheet / Text is $59. Public Data Extraction is $79. Send a public file URL or a clear description of the columns/fields.
What does $39 include?
One Public Website Technical Audit of one public URL, delivered as a written report with findings, evidence, recommendations, and limitations.
How fast is delivery?
Typical turnaround is one business day after a reachable public URL or file is submitted at checkout.
Do you log in or run security tests?
No. Work is passive and public-only. No login, vulnerability scanning, exploitation, brute force, or private-data access.
Is the sample a paid client project?
No. The Wikipedia sample is an independent public-page review used to show report quality. Wikipedia did not hire The Criners LLC.
What if I need something else?
The same site also offers structured web research, a public GitHub repository audit, and a public API documentation review. Those are separate fixed-price services below.
Other public-web services
Structured Web Research
$29
A focused public-web research brief with findings and recommendations. No login-only or private data.
Public GitHub Repository Audit
$49
A passive review of a public repository. It does not run untrusted code or perform active security testing.
Public API Documentation Review
$59
A review of public API documentation with concrete improvements for onboarding and integration reliability.